WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Justin P 10:31 Wed Oct 5
The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
Certainly in my 10 years or so this guy is up there in folklore!

Anyone ever meet him in person?

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Count of Zoltania 8:45 Fri Oct 7
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
I'm told the Bentley's been binned. Its all Aston Martin these days. Adelina likes Astons.

Sydney_Iron 8:40 Fri Oct 7
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
zoltaneering

Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question
An example of zoltaneering:

"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"

Count of Zoltania 8:30 Fri Oct 7
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
What's all this then?

Trevor B 8:28 Fri Oct 7
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
you believe? he's been posting under his non-whufcroe user name for years, even whufcroe used to get a run out every once in awhile. he isn't posting at the moment though, not for awhile.

di_kezio 8:26 Fri Oct 7
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
bubbleblower 3:17 Thu Oct 6

It seems no one talks about the whufcroe scandal any more. He's even back and posting on here again I believe?

HairyHammer 3:54 Fri Oct 7
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
collyrob

You do realise there are many hammers fans who might just possibly be Turkish but not the Zoltan bloke.

As Darby said we only have that in common, saying that I do not know how he writes or what his interests or political leanings etc are .

HairyHammer 3:49 Fri Oct 7
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
Darby

Thank you, one fucking sane human being.

Queens Fish Bar 1:43 Fri Oct 7
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
WHO was at its best before the internet started.

gph 1:00 Fri Oct 7
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
I missed out Erwin Schrödinger, Annemarie Bertel and Hilde Marche.

If they did it with the lights out, this may have led to some erotic uncertainty...

All facts, FACTS and "facts" from Wiki

gph 12:44 Fri Oct 7
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
A ménage à trois is three adults living together, where at least one has sexual relations with the other two.

As these sexual relations don't have to happen at the same time, it is slightly different from a threesome.

Famous ménages à trois are Sir William Hamilton, Lady Hamilton and Lord Nelson (probably the only person to have sexual relations with both the others was Emma), Mary Godwin, Percy Shelley and Claire Clairmont, Hattie Jacques and her two Johns, Le Mesurier and Schofield, and Fred Engels and the Burns sisters (again, the sisters probably didn't ever have sex with each other).

happygilmore 11:52 Thu Oct 6
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
(nt)

Chi-townHammer 11:11 Thu Oct 6
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
What about KIA? Does he go under another name now?

Tomsdad 9:11 Thu Oct 6
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
Bailey was my favourite.

Johnson 7:42 Thu Oct 6
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
Was that supposed to be amusing?

, 7:20 Thu Oct 6
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
Zoltan was caught in flagrante delicto with Kirk St Moritz and Claude DuVall. This menege a trios was interrupted by The Prof who despatched Kirk and Claude with his tasty right fist.

Not much heard from any of them on here since,

alfs barnet 7:14 Thu Oct 6
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
I met him once, quite by accident when I nearly ran him over in the Bentley when I was driving to the Dorchester for brunch.

mashed in maryland 3:26 Thu Oct 6
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
Zoltan/Turan was quite an interesting bloke, if a bit of a pretentious cunt.

Whether or not he was making everything up, I always used to read his posts.

There I said it.

bubbleblower 3:17 Thu Oct 6
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
whufcroe most infamous?

whulass got a few mentions for a while there.

Darby_ 3:13 Thu Oct 6
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
Hairy is nothing like Zoltan/Turan. The only thing they share is being Turkish.

Claret Badger 3:03 Thu Oct 6
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
no zoltan points

Claret Badger 3:02 Thu Oct 6
Re: The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
gph 12:27 Thu Oct 6


I invented "Zoltaneering"

and ant = cock

plus I ruined madwhu's credibilty with the 3/4 length trouser thread

I am indeed the greatest living poster


but also one of the biggest liars

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